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User: [info]ubel
Name: smut peddler
Website: darkbunny.com
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Ubel's Pond
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Some of my buddies in the animation biz swear by the Wacom Cintiq, and I'm afraid I'll have to give in to peer pressure. The drawback is that it'll leave an almost $3000 hole in my pocket - but if it helps me produce smut more efficiently, it's worth it. I also need to drop some cash on a big ass hard drive to hold all my porn artwork and movie crap.

[info]mehndi_chick totally dissed me too. The nerve! I know she's just gonna say "blah blah blah I was saving people's lives blah blah blah!"

New boobs soon when I'm done cleaning up my rat's nest of a studio.
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It's been almost 2 years since I touched this thing. I have a lot to catch up on.

Last I read, I was going to have lunch with [info]hotblue, and since then she's gotten pregnant and had a baby. Others have moved around the country and done stuff. It's frightening how fast time flies when you're too focused on your own shit.

My ribs are bruised from all the friggin' LJ nudging. I'll post again, dammit!

So, how are you all doing?

Current Mood: mellow

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beating the dead horse

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Judas Priest - Jawbreaker

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Last fall when I was contemplating a CafePress account with Ubel crap, I whipped up a fake ad for it. I recently found the original rough and junked it because it sucked, so I did a new one. Enjoy another masterpiece of mediocrity:

ubelwear - you know you wanna.

Current Mood: mellow
Current Music: BeeGees - Nights on Broadway

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The lack of smut in this journal is alarming.
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Been up to my ass in work, so hopefully I'll be able to complete my half-done drawings soon and post them. The advancement of smut must never be halted!

Been just dandy otherwise. Happy, healthy, and WAY behind on my LJ friends posts. I missed some crazy stuff.

Drawn boobs to come soon.

Current Mood: busy

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A couple hours ago I was working on stuff as usual, and during my application-hopping I suddenly get a blue screen of death. It said it had to dump some memory and shut down windows.

So I reboot like it suggests and fire up photoshop to do some more work -- and my images directory is empty and all the subfolders gone. All my projects and artwork from the past eight years gone. My jaw hits the table.

I refused to panic, so I calmly rebooted the computer again and, thank the gods, everything was back to normal. I then fired up the DVD burner and made backups of everything I've ever created.

So in celebration of my computer not being fucked, I thought I'd post a piece of semi-smut I did last winter for those of you new to my journal.

Semi-Smut )

Current Mood: awake

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Current Mood: happy

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Hey hey hey! I'm dead!



Rest in peace, dude.

Current Mood: busy

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Was nosing through the hard drive and found this pic from like a year and a half ago:



Remember this one, [info]daddylovebucket?
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Current Mood: busy

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Awesome! A chick and a midget have a crush on me, and another midget used to.


Who has a crush on ubel?
The below numbers indicate what sorta crushes ubel's friends have on him, as taken from the results of the original LJ Secret Crush Meme.
Questions? Please read the FAQ.



0 people have a Secret Crush on ubel.
1.5 people have a Public Crush on ubel.
0.5 people have an Ex-Crush on ubel.


How many people have a crush on you?

Current Music: Original Sin

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Dear Quentin Tarentino,

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for Kill Bill.

I'll be by shortly to fellate you.


Your pal,
Ubel

Current Mood: satisfied
Current Music: Kill Bill Soundtrack

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Thanks for the card, sweetie.

Send n00dz plz.
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Happy Birthday [info]crimsonred, you sexy bitch!
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So how YOU doin'?

Current Mood: curious

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The suspense is killing me.

Current Mood: tired

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No complaints here.

Current Mood: content

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ubel
Magic Number10
JobCriminal
PersonalityA Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much
TemperamentBest Not To Ask
SexualIf I Have To
Likely To WinSome Lubricant
Me - In A WordGenius
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Current Mood: happy

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I've been a busy little man these past weeks, but overall life is good and I have nothing to bitch about. In fact - and I know this is verboten on Livejournal - I'm actually happy.

I'm still cranking away on the comic, and as soon as I finish this fucker I'm going to do a bit of writing. It's been a long time since the creative juices have been this active, so I'd best take advantage of it. If only I was undead - then I could work 24 hours a day and never have to worry about a deadline (so to speak). If anyone out there is good with voodoo, drop me a line.

Here's a quiz a shitload of people are posting, so I might as well too:

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Current Mood: busy

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Happy Birthday [info]fornikate!
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Is anyone getting lots of LJ errors while trying to leave comments?

Current Mood: confused

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The other day I was lamenting to a friend about not investing in flag-making companies right before 9/11, and then realized I just missed the boat again. Although, with two more years of Bush, I'm sure I'll get another opportunity.

Current Mood: sleepy

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There goes the neighborhood. :(

Current Mood: sad

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The incredibly cute [info]fornikate is the latest victim of my testosterone-charged pen:



Kate and I have talked about a killing spree, so perhaps it would look something like this.

Current Mood: amused

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The ever-helpful [info]starflow informed me that the picture links from my old posts were broken, so I fixed them. But her motive might have been to show off the drawings I did of her here.

Current Mood: sleepy

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I'm having way too much fun drawing [info]fornikate. I need to draw more online babes.

My IRS woes are finally over. Thanks to my lovely and talented accountant, I owe a tiny sliver of what they originally demanded, which is only fair since most of what they demanded was a result of their own mistake. Bastards.

Been gathering together my crap to get another show going, and this time I won't make the same mistakes we did with Tripping The Rift. Step one - don't deal with complete assholes. Easier said than done, since you can't swing a dead cat in this town without clobbering a half dozen. I'll see how far my charms and resume take me.

I've also been fixing up an old comic book (oops, I mean GRAPHIC NOVEL) that I first drew back in '85. I decided to scan it in and give it a bit of a facelift in Photoshop. Don't know why I'm doing it, but it might be worth posting on my anemic website when it's done. As for the subject matter, it's mostly about characters either fighting or fucking each other. There's a storyline somewhere in there, which I'll try to make coherent as I restore the artwork. What the hell, I'm having fun.

Hmmm, some chicken strips from Carl's Jr sound good about now.

Current Mood: relieved

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I typed out a much longer update, but LJ decided to take a shit right when I hit "update". Thanks, fuckers.
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For the first time since I lived at home many, many years ago, all my crap is finally in one place. My sainted mother had been hanging on to all my grade school/high school/early college stuff for the longest time, and since I have a house now she figured she'd ship the lot of it to me. She did, and it arrived yesterday, and it was like a combination of Christmas and This Is Your Life.

All my old posters, books, magazines, toys are here now, but the best part was finding all the comics, storyboards, and artwork I did back in the 80's. I'm sorely tempted to give some of the comics a quick run through Photoshop to add some color, fix the word bubbles and put them on my site. Looking through them again, I forgot what a twisted fucker I was back then.

Also included were all my old vinyl records, including the picture disks! Remember those? I found the Iron Maiden 'Powerslave' one, which has the cool album cover artwork on it. Part of me wants to wallpaper my studio with my old metal posters from the 80's, to create a time warp effect. That might scare my friends, though.

And the toys! My big, purple Invid Shock Trooper from Robotech! I think some old Battlestar Galactica stuff might be in there too. Too bad my friends ripped off most of my Shogun Warriors, but I'm pretty sure Gaiking is in there somewhere.

Damn, I knew I should have bought a bigger house.

P.S. Sorry for the nerdy outburst.

Current Mood: happy

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